humansofnewyork:

“Is that flower real?”
“Yeah, but it’s made of plastic.”

(San Francisco, CA)

Yeah, just like Hitler. 

“If I where a guy I would do this.”

anneka:

bofur:

bofur:

Guys, this is heartbreaking.

One of the ladies from my class posted this on facebook TODAY. Her daughter went missing. She was last seen here, in Portland, Oregon. She is an amazing mother and my heart and soul go out to her.

I really want to get the word out. Lesley (the mom) is so amazing…this is just ripping my heart out.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHARE THIS

I know I’ve got some Portland followers!

blue-eyed-magic:

Cheers!

Oh, wow, this is way funnier then I thought it would be.

sugarkat:

The Onion has been mocking the ever-loving shit out of how cable news networks have been covering the events in Boston today.

It’s so beautiful.

lolsofunny:

pkmntrainerlen:

ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

(lol here!)

Nature isn’t always kind and cuddly. A study showed that sea otters will restrain baby seals and then begin copulation; sometimes drowning it during the 105-minute-long process. Even after the seal is dead, the otter will hang on to the carcass and continue to mate with it for up to a week. 

did-you-kno:

Source

The guy that named these clearly didn’t get much action.